My Girl

My girl said hello handsome
I said hello gretel
She said what are you mental
I'm only joking petal

My Girl she's my lover
I wouldn't want no other
She's got loverly mothers
Lots of sisters and brothers

My girl plays guitar
She's doing well so far
She want to drive my car 
She's taken things to far

Him Him and Me

I love Ashley
Maybe he loves me
Is it like Hook and Smee
Him, Him and Me

If you want to come there is a fee
Thats right only three for free
Him, Him and Me

And one would flee
Down from the tree
What did you do to Mrs Phee
It was Lee not Him, Him or Me